Star Warped

The Universe is ill. The Universe is lazy. You know how it is. It's not as young as it was. It's expanded a bit. Perhaps it will take up jogging in the evenings when the current series of The X-Wing Factor has ended.

But the Imperial Empire of the Imperium is not happy with the health of its subjects. There must be more exercise, less junk food, not so much salt in the diet. And binge drinking is right out.

So a terrible plan is hatched. And in the dark reaches of space (which to be honest is most of it) a terrifying weapon in the War Against Lassitude is constructed. The size of leisure technology and brutish will: the Death Spa.

But a rebellion against the Imp Emp Imp is growing. A rebellion that will take young Luke Seespotrun on an odyssey across the galaxy and to a meeting with the Dark Lord of the Psymyth, Dark Father (no relation).

A parody of all siz Star Wars films.
Nooooooooooooooooooooooo...

The Universe is ill. The Universe is lazy. You know how it is. It's not as young as it was. It's expanded a bit. Perhaps it will take up jogging in the evenings when the current series of The X-Wing Factor has ended.

But the Imperial Empire of the Imperium is not happy with the health of its subjects. There must be more exercise, less junk food, not so much salt in the diet. And binge drinking is right out.

So a terrible plan is hatched. And in the dark reaches of space (which to be honest is most of it) a terrifying weapon in the War Against Lassitude is constructed. The size of leisure technology and brutish will: the Death Spa.

But a rebellion against the Imp Emp Imp is growing. A rebellion that will take young Luke Seespotrun on an odyssey across the galaxy and to a meeting with the Dark Lord of the Psymyth, Dark Father (no relation).

A parody of all siz Star Wars films.
Nooooooooooooooooooooooo...